Upon Further Inspection
A partial list.
Welcome, 2023, and be free to stay as long (or as little) as you like.
Right outside the Quiznos!
Still, I have high hopes for you, 2023.
So far, though, you havent lived up to your promises not one.
But it still feels like an attack, 2023.
Give me some breathing room.
You leftCeline Dion offRolling Stones listof top 200 singers ever.
Are you kidding me?
My heart willnotgo on.
Unless Im trying to ski, of course.
You killed my phone battery.
I mean, I know I should have charged it, but still.
I thought you could do better.
You havent released any new Taylor Swift tickets.
What are we doing any of this for?!
You chapped my lips.Again.
You killedAnita Pointer, and for that, Ill never forgive you.
You havent made me go viral yet.
No, I havent posted anything, but whatever, OK?
Maybe Im just waiting on your go-ahead.
Ive already seen six men on Hinge holding photos of dogs that turned out to not belong to them.
You let George Santostake office after he lied about everything.
I bet you thought 2022 would handle this one, right?
Youre still giving people COVID: Cmon, find a new disease!
Wait no dont do that, never mind.
Well keep the one we have vaccines for, thank you.
You didnt end all human suffering.
I mean seriously, what are you doing, if not that?!
And, worst of all, I literally still have my period.
Are you kidding, 2023?
source: www.bustle.com
