Upon Further Inspection
You dont want your boss to catch on.
Bare-Minimum Mondayis the latest trend sweeping the nation.
But why should Mondays have all the fun?
If youre anything like me, you want to do the bare minimum everyday.
Read on for how to transform the rest of your week into a stress-free paradise.
This is no good at all, so may I suggest you take it easy on Tuesday?
In other words, dont go to work at all.
You have sick days for a reason.
And that reason is to rest when youre sick, which you are.
Honey, its calledsleep debt,and you cant fix it in 48 hours.
The only solution is to sleep in on Wednesday.
Turn your alarm off, close your blinds, and take a couple of Tylenol PMs.
The best thing to do on Thursday is to simply throw away your phone.
Yeah, just chuck it.
Into the sea, if possible, or maybe throw it down a well.
Somewhere no one can ever find it.
After all, as my mother always says, the anxiety is coming from inside the phone.
And shes my local expert on phones, as she is the one who pays the phone bill.
Get ready to totally forget about your job.
AndI dont mean quit; I meanforget.
Never show up again.
Its just emails anyway.
They dont mean anything.
Theyre little strings of zeroes and ones, really.
So this time, bid farewell to capitalism.
After all, theres nowhere else to go.
This article was originally published onMarch 6, 2023
source: www.bustle.com
