Fashion
Making a case for full-coverage undies.
In 2003, I bought my first thong.
I got it at Spencers, so all fire imagery aside, it probablywashighly flammable.
Taint wasnt in my vocabulary when I bought my first thong at least, not in terms of anatomy.
I think the first time I ever got a yeast infection was because of that damn thong.
So how do I convey to the Gen Z girlies that you dont have to suffer for this trend?
We really justmoved the lines.
Were uncovering and recovering lingerie the same way we have throughout history.
(I still think the Bella Hadids of the Upper Paleolithic era deserved to be comfortable!)
Butterfly clips are not going to chafe your skin.
As far as I know, blue eyeshadow has never caused a yeast infection.
If we truly want to be subversive, I propose we embrace full-coverage underwear without shame.
What could be more model off-duty than giant swaths of comfortable cotton gently caressing your cheeks?
Lets give maximalism a true go with the biggest underwear youve ever seen in your life.
I wont rest until I see visible panty lines on the red carpet.
Nowthatswhat I call a trend.
This article was originally published onJan.
source: www.bustle.com
